The Guest Desk · BUILT FOR YOU, DELIVERED IN 14 DAYS
The 2 a.m. guest question, answered in a human voice, and you only hear about the real ones.
The line for your house or your twenty doors: check-in texts, the wifi question, the turnover to the cleaner, the review ask, and one line a day to you. Built from the guest line that runs my own lake week.
Order it, built for you What you get
The missing engine
The 2 a.m. guest question answered in a human voice, and you only hear about the real ones.
In your world
Guests text one number. The six questions every guest asks get answered in your voice, at any hour. The turnover text reaches the cleaner. The review gets asked for. The one question that needs you reaches you and nothing else does.
The hours back
- The 2 a.m. wifi question.
- The turnover text to the cleaner.
- Asking for the review, every stay.
Stated as the task that stops being yours. No number is claimed until one is measured on your own desk.
The next rung
The Care Plan
Hosting, maintenance and support from go-live, with a nightly drift check. Cancel on 30 days notice.
See itThe problem, in your words
Every guest has the same six questions and asks them at the worst hour. The manager you priced replaced you with a call center. The cleaner did not get the turnover text. The review never got asked for.
What you get
Built for you and handed over inside 14 days of your order.
- The guest line in a human voice: texts and calls answered, the real ones routed to you
- Check-in and check-out texts on a clock, with the house's own answers
- The turnover to your cleaner, and the question if it did not happen
- The review ask at the right hour, in your words
- One line a day to you: who is in, what was asked, what needs you
Proof
BUILT FOR YOU, DELIVERED IN 14 DAYSThe guest line runs for my own lake house; the seed lead was two homes, sixteen people, one text.
Handed over, then broken in front of you
THE METHODBuilt on your accounts, on a call, with you watching. Then I break it on purpose so you see where it fails before it fails on you. You keep the spec, the config, the recording of it being built, and the keys. The objection I am answering is not whether it works. It is whether you will be left holding something you do not understand.
Ways to buy
Deploy it this week, or buy it once and own it.
The monthly is the immediate path: the same build plus a standing seat of mine that fixes it the day a platform changes something. Cancel with 30 days notice and keep the build. Prices are on the card, and the card is one message away.
Deploy this week
Per door, monthly
The desk on your line, per door, kept working. A single house is its own rate.
$149 a month
Ask me for the cardBuy it once
Setup
One house, two to five doors, or more: the line, the answers, the clocks, built in front of you.
$1,500, one time
Ask me for the cardEvery checkout runs on Stripe: cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, a receipt in your inbox. Or text (904) 478-0440 and ask for the The Guest Desk card.
On top of this
Add-ons that ride on this package.
Package
The Front Desk
A desk that answers the phone, sorts the mail into three piles and holds the day, in your name.
$149 a month
See itAdd-on
The Harvest Engine
A vertical and a territory go in. A verified, ranked call list comes out, in the order to work it.
$750, one time
See itAdd-on
Post Management
The queue, the banks and the clock: what goes out, where, when, in your voice, with every URL logged and nothing posted that fails the Cut Standard.
Price on the card
See itAdd-on
Cultivation and Nurture
The people who follow, reply, join and ask are followed back, answered, invited and written to on a rhythm, by name, until they walk through a door.
Price on the card
See itAdd-on
Hooks, Beats and Scripts
Every hook on the social bank, every beat on the daily post, every line you read on camera, written from a bank you read once so it sounds like you at a bar telling the truth, never a template.
Price on the card
See itStraight answers, including the limits.
Does it work with Airbnb and VRBO?
It answers on a phone number and a WhatsApp Business line you own. Platform inbox replies are drafted for you to send until the platform allows a connection you control.
Will a guest know it is not me?
It answers in the house's name and does not pretend to be a person if asked. Anything a guest says that needs a human reaches you inside the minute.
What is not included?
Cleaning. Pricing. Listing photos. The pricing watch, cleaner scheduling and upsell texts are small add-ons. Nothing from anyone else's properties: the answers are built from your house.
How many doors?
One house to twenty doors. Past twenty it is a different conversation and I will say so on the call.
After you buy
The intake for The Guest Desk.
Ten minutes, once. The receipt sends you here after checkout, and the build starts from this. Nothing waits on a call.
The rest of the path, as forms: the handover (signed at the sit-in), an add-on order, and the monthly check-in (sent on the anniversary day).
Goes with
The path
- 01 · See one builtFree, Fridays at 12:00 PM ET
- 02 · Bring one taskThe One Task workshop, 13 seats
- 03 · Get one builtA build call, free. One job, quoted in writing
- 04 · Keep it runningThe care plan, monthly
One path, four rungs, cheapest first on purpose. Start with See one built.
Save a free seat See the whole ladder with prices →